A letter to Santa....

Dear Santa,
Where do you stand on curse words?
I'm guessing your not down with them and I'm totally cool with that but....
What about ironic cursing?
Ah, see i have got you there right?
Because ironic cursing is kinda like swearing for laughs which is to make people happy which in actual fact is what your whole aim is, so....
How do you feel about getting me this sweater for a wee stocking filler,
I just heard some bells jingle which by all Christmas movie standards means yes, right?
Thanks Santa
Love you longtime

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